It’s like the Newlywed Game, Truth or Dare, and Cards Against Humanity had a pretty awesome threesome.
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Friends,
We hope your holiday season is off to a splendid start. We wanted you to be the very first to know that we’ll be running a limited time deal starting today. CoolCats & AssHats will be on sale for $19.99 on Amazon. That means you can tell your cheap friend who’s been waiting to get their own set that they can finally pull the trigger and save over 5 bucks. And by over 5 bucks, we mean 5 bucks and a penny. Before you say “that’s not that great”, just remember, we’re basically giving you a free jr bacon cheeseburger, 4 piece nuggets, small fries, and a soda from your local Wendy’s via the 4 for 4 deal. How about that?
It’s also a great time to stock up on gifts for your helpless friends and family members who provide zero ideas. Nothing spreads holiday cheer better than a shot out of someone’s belly button.
Just click/copy/share the link below to easily access our Amazon page. We don’t plan on running the sale for very long, so get it while it’s hot.
In other news, our international friends should all be smiling because at this point, all games have been delivered. We’re working on getting international ordering set up, so we’ll keep you guys posted. For now, be proud you’re one of a very select bunch who finally has a party game that doesn’t suck.
Until next time.
Dave & Dan
It takes two minutes and it's super easy. All you have to do is click the image below, log into Amazon, and review our game. Once you do, Amazon will review your submission and send you a confirmation email letting you know that your review has been posted (Amazon rejects reviews that say "asshat", so try and keep it cleanish). To verify your submission, just forward that confirmation email to us at [email protected]. (Note: the confirmation email will have the subject line "Thank you for reviewing CoolCats & AssHats on Amazon" and the email will say "Your latest customer review is live on Amazon"). When you forward that email, just let us know the name and address for where you want your free game to be sent. That's it.
If you review the booster pack as well, we'll throw one of those in for you too!
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Your games have begun their journey to your doorstep! Amazon has been difficult to work with on this, so we appreciate your patience. Instead of waiting for them to "investigate" further, we ordered the games ourselves and are manually shipping each one. We hope to have every game delivered to every person involved in this heroic campaign by November 8th, if not sooner.
We hope everyone who's gotten their game is enjoying themselves. As the election approaches in the US, we anticipate drinking will be at an all-time high, so always remember, CoolCats & AssHats is there for you.
If you live in the United States, your game should have already arrived or will be arriving today!
Let us know you got it by posting a photo online of you and your game. Make sure you tag us using the #coolcatasshat! If you do, you'll be entered to win a second game to give to anyone you want. If you post a picture/video of yourself doing an actual card, you just got yourself a second entry.
While we're already incredibly grateful for the support from each and every one of you, we need your help. Pretty please with a cherry on top spend 4 minutes reviewing CoolCats & AssHats on Amazon! Your support/feedback means the world to us.
To help, here's a guide on how to leave a review. Click on this image to go straight to our Amazon page. Just make sure you're logged in.
If you don't live in the USA, we know you haven't gotten your game yet and we apologize. We are waiting to be approved for international shipping privileges. If we get word that this will take longer than two more weeks, we're just going to manually send out a game to all 50 of you from the post office. Thanks for your patience, and please, consider moving to the USA.
Have a super sweet weekend.
Attention U.S. backers...
You should get an email from Amazon as soon as your game ships with tracking information from USPS. If you ordered both the main game and booster pack, some shipments are being broken out into two, so don't be surprised if you only see one or the other at first. But rest assure, both will be in your hands by 9/23.
In the meantime, here are some sweet shots we took that we'll be using on our Amazon product page...
Attention international backers...
We're still jumping through a few hoops with Amazon and hope to have everything on its way out the door next week. We'll keep pushing this along as fast as humanly possible and will let you guys know where everything stands. Your product is on site and accounted for, but it just needs to go through some red tape in order to get overseas.
We'll check back again next week. Have a hell of a weekend; it may be the last one before your life changes forever. Don't forget to let the world know that you're one of the very first people in the universe to have the sweetest party game since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye.