Over $18K...But We Can Unlock More Cards at $20K!
about 10 years ago – Fri, Mar 11, 2016 at 09:23:45 AM

Friends, CoolCats, AssHats (obviously not you)...

Lend me your ears!

We have crossed the $18,000 mark which is sexy, but we want to be $20,000 sexy! 

Why?

Because everyone gets 15 more cards in their NSFW booster pack once we hit $20,000!

I know, tell me about it.

We only have 6 days left so take a moment and share this email or share our page on your social networks because we both know you probably have more friends than we do. Every single pledge helps, so none of that "eh, someone else will do it" bullshit. That's poppycock. We need you as badly as Trump needs some quality time playing in traffic.

On top of that, we're giving every backer a Print N' Play version...

Based on your feedback, we're going to release a Print N' Play version of the game to every one of our backers soon after the campaign ends...so...start thinking about who you're going to choose:

Alright, let's buckle down and get over the bar! No one wants to look like this...

You must be limber because you just stretched that shit out.
about 10 years ago – Thu, Mar 03, 2016 at 11:05:29 AM

And boom goes the dynamite...

Thanks to each and every one of you, we just passed $15,000! You know what that means. Now you can vomit, drool, or blow your nose on each and every card without worry. But don't do that, that'd be weird.

That means we have 2 weeks left to knock down the $20,000 door to add 15 more NSFW cards to every booster pack.

We're ready to unleash more cards, but we need your help!

Find one person right now who hasn't backed our campaign and remind them how stupid they are. But as soon as they back us, make sure you compliment them and apologize so they don't hate you.

Here's just 1 example of an unreleased AssHat card that's dying to be added to the NSFW booster pack:

Let's just hope mother doesn't draw this one.

Before we go, we wanted to pass along this little gem for your viewing pleasure.

We played a quick game of CoolCats & AssHats over Facebook the other day and it turns out Dave doesn't know me as well as you would think. He was the unanimous AssHat and drew the card: "Do the Chewbacca sound for 15 seconds. Record it and post it online."

Not bad for being mid-drive.

Here's to a good Thirsty Thursday across the board.

Love always and forever,
Dave & Dan

Stretch Goals, Human Birds and Chopstick Mentos...Oh My!
about 10 years ago – Fri, Feb 26, 2016 at 02:30:30 AM

CoolCats Worldwide! 

We are cruising toward $15k pledged which is amazeballs - thanks! 

To motivate you to share this campaign with your friends and get CoolCats & AssHats to even more people we created some stretch goals:

If we get past $15k pledged then everyone gets...

 If you help us hit $20K? Giddy up and enjoy...

 Holy shit?!? You make $25K happen! Well...

 Let's do this!

Forward this email along to 3 friends and tell them to thank you in July when they set fire to their Cards Against Humanity box.

 And here's another way the round can end:

If you've been following our updates you probably remember we promised to send out 100th backer a pack of Mentos...well she got them:

 Finally, a couple other game projects on Kickstarter we're crushing on...

• Craption is a hilarious Instagram sourced caption game, it's similar to Cards Against Humanity as you pick out your favorite image caption.
• Out of ConTXT is a Salt Lake based game developed by an awesome improv comedy team.  It's a card game where you the text messages, photos, and songs from your phone to answer the suggestions on each card

Boom that's all for today! Have a lovely weekend!

It's official. Your life has just been changed forever.
about 10 years ago – Sun, Feb 21, 2016 at 03:24:50 PM

Because you're such an insanely awesome person, CoolCats & AssHats is officially funded! Thanks an incredible amount for making this game a reality.

Thanks Brit. We couldn't have said it any better ourselves.

Coincidentally or not, on the same day we got funded, Dave finally landed his cartwheel double back tuck he's been working on for so long.

Talk about a win win.

Over the next few days, we'll be rolling out stretch goals...so stay tuned.

You guys are the driving force behind all of this, and for that, you deserve a CoolCat card. Find someone right now who hasn't backed us yet and tell them to get cooking.

Much love,
Dave & Dan

We're ALMOST There! Let's Get This...
about 10 years ago – Fri, Feb 19, 2016 at 08:07:47 AM

Here's how we started 3 days ago:

and then you came in and did this:

And HOLY SHIT we're at 92% of our goal! 

Let's get past $10K today and then let's talk stretch goals! We can do all sorts of fun stuff - so if you want a card that paints someone's fingernail or gives ZJs, just let us know.

But first, please please take one minute and forward this email to 2 friends. Tell them that the boredom inducing Cards Against Humanity days are over. It's time to play CoolCats & AssHats!

p.s. thanks for sending us this